Writing Samples

April 12, 2017: "Doughn't leave me: a love ode to bread during Passover"

March 29, 2017: "An IUD and a vacation all at once"

March 1, 2017: "The Vassar Plague strikes again, with some fatalities"

February 22, 2017: "After twenty years, 'Space Jam' is still a uniquely bad movie"

February 15, 2017: "Pat Toomey is a bad senator and I want him to read this"

February 8, 2017: "To LARP or not to LARP, when academia gets odd"

February 1, 2017: "Try New Year's Resolutions that are morally questionable!"

December 7, 2016: "How to celebrate Hanukkah in the anti-Promised Land"

October 5, 2016: "Want to quantify how sad your life is? Take our quiz!"

September 14, 2016: "You can't catch 'em all: Pokemon Cappy extinct from Vassar"

May 29, 2016: "Vassar proud of customs, and grads too"

April 13, 2016: "10 reasons why your hangover is a special snowflake"

April 6, 2016: "Need blind: the presidential candidate nobody expected"

March 30, 2016: "'Harrison,' the next 'Hamilton'"

February 24, 2016: "Millennials turn to internet for answers on how to interact with other humans"

February 3, 2016: "Winter storm Jonas much more chill than brothers"

November 18, 2015: "Stay Strong: insider reveals truth about enigmatic dorm"

October 28, 2015: "Hide your crippling social anxiety under fun costumes"

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