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Evelyn Frick
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The New Yorker
Disconcerting Ambient-Music Playlists
Reductress
5 Trendy, Oversized Sweaters That a Thin Woman Stole From the Plus-Sized Section
Woman’s Unpopular Opinion Actually Extremely Heinous
Please Do Not Compare My Stretch Marks to Battle Scars, I Have Not Yet Proven Myself In Combat
Reductress (Headline only)
Why I Stopped Working Out to Lose Weight and Started Working Out to Look Like a Buff Kangaroo
Woman In Meeting Wishing She Were Lizard On Rock
Fuck! Ceiling Light Has Nicer Boob Than You
Quiet Quitting? This Woman Died In Her Sleep
Uh Oh! This Coven of Witches Is Also an MLM
Happy as a Clam? This Clam Actually Has Clinical Depression
Ethical Non-Monogamy? This Throuple Is Discussing the Trolley Problem
Disney Adult? This Woman Wants to Know the Location of Mike Wazowski’s Asshole
How to Live Your Best Life Even Though You’ll Never Be the Taut Ass Fabric of Christopher Meloni’s Pants
Day Beds That Will Perfectly Accent Your Night Bed
How to Complain About Pollen Without Slut-Shaming Plants
Seagull Choking Down Hotdog on the Beach Living the Life You Wish You Had
Silly Goose? This Goose Is Actually Very Litigious and Will Sue for Defamation
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